Rajnikanth Funny Jokes SMS in Hindi

• Rajinikanth does not need a watch, he decides what time it is
• When Rajinikanth calls 100, it is to ask if everything is OK !
• When Rajinikanth is playing cricket, the rain has to cancel its raining due to the match
• There is no CTL key in Rajinikanth’s keyboard, He is always in Control
• When Osama found that Rajinikanth is to help US to find him, he shot himself to death
• If Dracula bites Rajinikanth, then Dracula becomes Rajini’s follower
• Ghosts sit around campfire and tell Rajinikanth stories
• Rajinikanth already went to Moon and Mars, that’s why there are no signs of life
• Once a Police officer caught Rajinikanth, the cop was lucky enough to escape with a warning
• Rajinikanth can make onions cry!
• Rajinikanth can watch the Radio !
• Rajinikanth once took 15 wickets in an one day match

59 Funny whatsapp status and Attitude status

1.       May I go to the toilet = I'm fucking bored.

2.       When I drink alcohol... Everyone says I'm alcoholic. But... When I drink Fanta.. No one says I'm fantastic.

3.       Why do parents get so upset about little things like goddamn I left a plate in the sink not a dead body.

4.       Relationship Status: Looking for a WiFi connection.

5.       They say "don't drink and drive". Well.... yesterday I was drinking a juice box while riding my tricycle. Yeah. I'm a badass.

6.       That moment when a question on a test is so hard that even your inner voice is like "Fuck this shit lets work at McDonald's".

7.       Sometimes all you need is love. Lol, just kidding, you need money. :').

8.       Today morning when I was driving my Ferrari, the alarm woke me up.

9.       I want some one to give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.

10.   I've found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money so that I can buy the ingredients?

Whatsapp Funny Jokes for Group Admin

Jo log school mai kabhi
monitor nahi bane, wo log aaj kal
group admin bane baithe hai….

Admin jalebi bech raha tha,
lekin bola raha tha.. “Aaloo le lo aaloo”
Santa: Yeh to jalebi hai..
Admin : Abe chup ho ja, warna makkhiya aa jayegi!
Intelligent hai na apna Admin!!

Funny One Liner Jokes - Whatsapp

If your Boss says: Nothing is Impossible ask him to wear condom after sex!


What’s the difference between a new husband and a new dog? After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.


Success is like masturbating, Only your own hand can let you achieve it!


Life without Friends is like Boobs Without Nipples. IT'S POINTLESS !


Education is like hiring a prostitute, It needs both your money and your hardwork ...!

Funny Jokes Clean - Whatsapp

Teacher: “I Killed A Person”
Convert This Sentence Into Future Tense.
Aman: The Future Tense Is “U Will Go To Jail”…


Q: Why Aman Is Standing Below The Tube Light With An Open Mouth.
A: Because Doctor Has Advised Him: ‘Aaj Light Khana Hai!!!’


Husband: Today is Sunday & I have to enjoy it. So I bought 3 movie tickets.
English Wife: Why three?
Annoyed Husband: For you and your parents.

Stupid Funny Jokes - Whatsapp

Santa was very
frustrated with jokes
made on him


So he went to his
wife & said :
Mujhe kuch aisa
sunana jisme mein
involve na hoon …..

Wife :
“I AM PREGNANT”

Short Funny Jokes in Hindi and English

A lady was pregnant. Her son asked her “Mom, What’s in u’r tummy?”

Mom answered “Its a sweet, lovely baby.”

Pregnant woman

Son says, “If the baby is so sweet and lovely then WHY DID U EAT IT???”



Bahot sweet hai wo jinhe hum chahte hai,
Hr pal Khuda se usiko mangte he
Dil tarasta he use pane ko
Kya Apka dil nai krta
 Dairy Milk” Khaane ka