Teacher: “I Killed A Person”
Convert This Sentence Into Future Tense.
Aman: The Future Tense Is “U Will Go To Jail”…
Q: Why Aman Is Standing Below The Tube Light With An Open Mouth.
A: Because Doctor Has Advised Him: ‘Aaj Light Khana Hai!!!’
Husband: Today is Sunday & I have to enjoy it. So I bought 3 movie tickets.
English Wife: Why three?
Annoyed Husband: For you and your parents.
A husband and his funny wife were angry with each other and were not talking to each other.
Husband left a note on Rabri's table, that said: "Please awake me at 5 am tomorrow."
Next morning, he awoke at 8 am and saw a note on his table: "It's 5 O' Clock, please get up.
While Walking In The Highlands Chaman Fell Down A Deep Hole.
Aman: R U Ok?
Chaman: Yeah!
Aman: Did U Break Anything?
Chaman: No, There’s Nothing Down Here…
English Wife: Look a thief has entered our kitchen and he is eating the cake I prepared.
Funny Husband: Whom should I call now, Police or Ambulance...?!
Aman Suffering From Cold Was Shivering,
His Son Called Doc,
Doc: What Happened?
Son: Bimari Ka To Pata Nahi Par Baapu Subah Se Vibration Mode Pe Lage Hue Hai..
Q In India, we have only Postmen, but no Postwomen, why?
A Because, they take 9 months for delivery.
Q Why did sexy woman cricketer slap commentator Ravi Shastri ?
A Because Shastri said: She is ready for next delivery.
Boy:”Oh,Look At The Dead Bird!”
Aman Looked At The Sky And Said “Where, Where?”
Teacher: What Happend In 1869?
Santa: Don’t Know.
Teacher: Stupid,Gandhiji Was Born!!
Now Tell Me What Happend In 1873..?
Santa: Gandhi Ji Was Four Years Old..
School Kid: Why are some of your hair white mom?
Mom: Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me unhappy, one of my hair turns white.
Funny Kid thought for a moment, and then said, "Mamma, how come *all* of grandma’s hair are white?”
Convert This Sentence Into Future Tense.
Aman: The Future Tense Is “U Will Go To Jail”…
Q: Why Aman Is Standing Below The Tube Light With An Open Mouth.
A: Because Doctor Has Advised Him: ‘Aaj Light Khana Hai!!!’
Husband: Today is Sunday & I have to enjoy it. So I bought 3 movie tickets.
English Wife: Why three?
Annoyed Husband: For you and your parents.
A husband and his funny wife were angry with each other and were not talking to each other.
Husband left a note on Rabri's table, that said: "Please awake me at 5 am tomorrow."
Next morning, he awoke at 8 am and saw a note on his table: "It's 5 O' Clock, please get up.
While Walking In The Highlands Chaman Fell Down A Deep Hole.
Aman: R U Ok?
Chaman: Yeah!
Aman: Did U Break Anything?
Chaman: No, There’s Nothing Down Here…
English Wife: Look a thief has entered our kitchen and he is eating the cake I prepared.
Funny Husband: Whom should I call now, Police or Ambulance...?!
Aman Suffering From Cold Was Shivering,
His Son Called Doc,
Doc: What Happened?
Son: Bimari Ka To Pata Nahi Par Baapu Subah Se Vibration Mode Pe Lage Hue Hai..
Q In India, we have only Postmen, but no Postwomen, why?
A Because, they take 9 months for delivery.
Q Why did sexy woman cricketer slap commentator Ravi Shastri ?
A Because Shastri said: She is ready for next delivery.
Boy:”Oh,Look At The Dead Bird!”
Aman Looked At The Sky And Said “Where, Where?”
Teacher: What Happend In 1869?
Santa: Don’t Know.
Teacher: Stupid,Gandhiji Was Born!!
Now Tell Me What Happend In 1873..?
Santa: Gandhi Ji Was Four Years Old..
School Kid: Why are some of your hair white mom?
Mom: Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me unhappy, one of my hair turns white.
Funny Kid thought for a moment, and then said, "Mamma, how come *all* of grandma’s hair are white?”
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