Stupid Funny Jokes - Whatsapp

Santa was very
frustrated with jokes
made on him


So he went to his
wife & said :
Mujhe kuch aisa
sunana jisme mein
involve na hoon …..

Wife :
“I AM PREGNANT”



What do u say if petrol is leaking from Maruti car..?

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MARUTI SUSU.Ki



BRUCE LEE was a great man
But after his sister gave birth to a baby he became an ordinary man...
why?
Because he became
MAMU LEE!




Teacher : where were u born ?
Aman : Punjab…
Teacher : which part in
Punjab ?
Aman : ki which part ?
paagal di bachchi ! puri
body born in Punjab …:D


In an African Safari, a LION
suddenly bounced on Banta’s wife.
Wife- Shoot him! Shoot him!
Banta- Yes yes wait… I’m
changing d battery of
my camera..


ardar ji creats
new email id :
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gmail@sardarji.com

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hacker dies.
virus cries.
google shockz.
computer blocks.
sardar rocks.