A lady was pregnant. Her son asked her “Mom, What’s in u’r tummy?”
Mom answered “Its a sweet, lovely baby.”
Pregnant woman
Son says, “If the baby is so sweet and lovely then WHY DID U EAT IT???”
Bahot sweet hai wo jinhe hum chahte hai,
Hr pal Khuda se usiko mangte he
Dil tarasta he use pane ko
Kya Apka dil nai krta
Dairy Milk” Khaane ka
Santa was busy in removing a wheel from auto!
Parking
Banta asks : Why are you removing a wheel from your auto?
Santa : Can’t u read ‘Parking for two wheelers only’.
Wish u a very happy married life…
aise kya ghoor rhe ho..
ph. mera, pese mere, sms mera,
to mrji b meri, jo chahe beju, tum shadi k bad pd lena..
Santa class me haans raha tha,
Ek ladka bola : Stand UP, kaun ho tum?
Santa : Tum kaun ho?
Ladka : Mein monitor hu
Santa : Te phir mein CPU hu!!!
Santa (Ladki ko chedte hue): Hor soniya ki haal he…??
Ladki (gusse me) boli: Jo teri behn ka hai.
Santa (hans kar): Woh to pregnant hai!!!
Santa:- Abe Banta tu yaha baitha hai…
Tere dost ki death ho gai hai… Tu gaya Kyu Nahi????
Banta:- Uss saale ne mujhe bulaya hi nahi
Girlfriend says to boyfriend: Im PREGNANT!!
boyfriend says: Are you sure its mine?
boyfriend starts crying & says:
Girlfriend Yaar sab aise bolenge to kaise chalega!!
Meri Aankhe Rakh Lo
Mujhe Kuch Khwab Dedo
Jisme Teri Jhalak Ho
Aesi Sharab Dedo
Aisa Kro
A policeman to his son : Tumhara result aacha nahi aaya.
Aaj se tumhara khelna aur TV dekhna band.
Beta : Ye 50 rupay pakdo aur ess baat ko yaheen dabado
Jo dete hai ladki ko tohfe,
Wo late hai unki shaadi me sofe,
Jo jate hai unke piche,
Wo aate hai caro ke neeche,
Jo kehte hai JAANU,
Wahi bante hai baacho ke MAMU!!!
Bush: Tujhe swimming aati hai?
Laaloo: No!
Bush:Tere se kutta acha hai jo swim kar leta hai.
Laaloo: Tujhe aati hai?
Bush:Haan!
Laaloo: Fir tere mein aur kutte mein kya farak hai…
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