Tuesday, 16 June 2015

Husband Wife Whatsapp Jokes and Messages



Wife - Tum to kehte the ki Shaadi ke baad bhi mujhse bahut Pyaar karoge....
Husband - Mujhe kya pata tha ki tumhari Shaadi mujhse hi ho jayegi ........!!!

Laugh & Laugh
(1)Put your wife in a room & lock it.
Put your dog in another room & lock it !!!
Open both rooms after 2 – 3 hours & see who is Happy to see you, and who will BITE you ! 😝😝
(Group members are advised not to try this at home as these stunts were performed by professionals; who are now divorced;
and living happily with their dog!!) :)
Don’t laugh loud —- :D:D
The extended version says…

Wife : Tum Saari Dunya Mein Bhi Dhoondo To Bhi Mujh Jaisi Doosri Nahi Milegi..
Husband: Tum Kya SamjhTi Ho.. Mein Doosri Bhi Tum Jaisi Hi Dhoondoon Ga..! Hadd Ho Gayi..

Wife to Hubby:
Darling. ..:D
In pictures of Shiva-Parvathi,…. Shiva has a Trishool ….
In Vishnu-Lakshmi: there’s Sudarshan chakra …..
In Ram-Sita: Bow & arrows….
….but in Krishna-Radha pic Krishna holds a flute…. Why?….


Hubby:
It’s simple honey…
The three gods you mentioned first are with their wives…..
That’s why they have weapons.. …:D
Krishna is with his girlfriend…
So no weapons are required !… When it comes to dealing with the wifes, even the Gods need some protection….. 

Husband & his wife went for Divorce at court.
Judge : U have 3 kids…How will u divide them?
They had long discussion with his wife & said ” Ok, sir We will come next year with 1 more”
Joke doesn’t end here….
9 months later….They got twins

After 15 years of marriage, a wife asked her husband to describe her.  He looked at her slowly and without blinking an eye, said: ABCDEFGHIJK.
  “What does that mean?” she asked.
“Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Fashionable, Gorgeous and Hot” he replied.
Smiling, she asked: What about IJK?
He replied: I’m Just Kidding!

What is the similarity between Media And Wife ?
Jab tak ek hi baat 100 baar na bata de, dono ke dil ko sukoon hi nahi milta…

Newly married husband saved wife’s number on mobile as
” MY LIFE “
Aftr 1yr: ” MY WIFE “
5yrs: ” HOME “
10Yrs: ” wrong number “
25Yrs: ” Indian Mujahidin “

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