Wife - Tum to kehte the ki Shaadi ke baad bhi mujhse bahut Pyaar karoge....
Husband - Mujhe kya pata tha ki tumhari Shaadi mujhse hi ho jayegi ........!!!
Laugh & Laugh
(1)Put your wife in a room & lock it.
Put your dog in another room & lock it !!!
Open both rooms after 2 – 3 hours & see who is Happy to see you, and who will BITE you ! 😝😝
(Group members are advised not to try this at home as these stunts were performed by professionals; who are now divorced;
and living happily with their dog!!) :)
Don’t laugh loud —- :D:D
The extended version says…
Wife : Tum Saari Dunya Mein Bhi Dhoondo To Bhi Mujh Jaisi Doosri Nahi Milegi..
Husband: Tum Kya SamjhTi Ho.. Mein Doosri Bhi Tum Jaisi Hi Dhoondoon Ga..! Hadd Ho Gayi..
Wife to Hubby:
Darling. ..:D
In pictures of Shiva-Parvathi,…. Shiva has a Trishool ….
In Vishnu-Lakshmi: there’s Sudarshan chakra …..
In Ram-Sita: Bow & arrows….
….but in Krishna-Radha pic Krishna holds a flute…. Why?….
Darling. ..:D
In pictures of Shiva-Parvathi,…. Shiva has a Trishool ….
In Vishnu-Lakshmi: there’s Sudarshan chakra …..
In Ram-Sita: Bow & arrows….
….but in Krishna-Radha pic Krishna holds a flute…. Why?….
Hubby:
It’s simple honey…
The three gods you mentioned first are with their wives…..
That’s why they have weapons.. …:D
Krishna is with his girlfriend…
So no weapons are required !… When it comes to dealing with the wifes, even the Gods need some protection…..
It’s simple honey…
The three gods you mentioned first are with their wives…..
That’s why they have weapons.. …:D
Krishna is with his girlfriend…
So no weapons are required !… When it comes to dealing with the wifes, even the Gods need some protection…..
Judge : U have 3 kids…How will u divide them?
They had long discussion with his wife & said ” Ok, sir We will come next year with 1 more”
Joke doesn’t end here….
9 months later….They got twins
After 15 years of marriage, a wife asked her husband to
describe her. He looked at her slowly and without blinking an eye, said:
ABCDEFGHIJK.
“What does that mean?” she asked.
“Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Fashionable, Gorgeous and Hot” he replied.
Smiling, she asked: What about IJK?
He replied: I’m Just Kidding!
“What does that mean?” she asked.
“Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Fashionable, Gorgeous and Hot” he replied.
Smiling, she asked: What about IJK?
He replied: I’m Just Kidding!
What is the similarity between Media And Wife ?
Jab tak ek hi baat 100 baar na bata de, dono ke dil ko sukoon hi nahi milta…
Jab tak ek hi baat 100 baar na bata de, dono ke dil ko sukoon hi nahi milta…
Newly married husband saved wife’s number on mobile as
” MY LIFE “
Aftr 1yr: ” MY WIFE “
5yrs: ” HOME “
10Yrs: ” wrong number “
25Yrs: ” Indian Mujahidin “
” MY LIFE “
Aftr 1yr: ” MY WIFE “
5yrs: ” HOME “
10Yrs: ” wrong number “
25Yrs: ” Indian Mujahidin “
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