Non Veg Funny Jokes in Hindi for WhatsApp

PRINCIPAL:

Agar koi larrka girlz section

gaya to 1st time Rs.100 fine

hoga or 2nd time 200 and

3rd time 500 hoga.

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STUDENT:Sir Monthly pakage

kya hai……

   Boy- U R wearing Red Bra ?

Girl - How do u know?

Boy-Thanx 2 RAJNIKANT Eyecare!

Girl-U r not wearing underwear

Boy - Hey U too RAJNIKANT eyecare!

Girl - Chain laav aai Zavadya.

Tuza RAJNIKANT baher alaay.

    Arz Kiya H

Jise Aane me Lgte H 15 Saal,

Gaur Farmaiyega.

Wah Wah, !!!

"Sun to Le Bhosdi ke"

Jise Aane me Lgte H 15 Saal,

Use Kehte H Jhaat K Baal...

  Suhaag Raat Me Wife :

Muje Gabhrahat ho rahi Hai..

Husband : Tumhari PehLi Raat hai na IsLiye ?

Wife : Nahi Ji Raat me Pehli Baar hai IsLiye.

  Santa: Jab mai mar jaun to

samne wali family ko zaroor bulana.

Banta: Kyun???

Santa: Yaar unke ghar ki ladies

murde se lipat lipat kar roti hain.

Aik AurAt doosri se:

JAb TumhAri TAlAAq hoi tou

TumhArA 1 BAchA thA,

Ab 3 hAin…! KAisey ?

Doosri shArmA k:

Woh kAbhi kAbhAr MAAfi

mAAngney AA jAtey hAin…!

Aurat Doctor se: Mujhe chabi

wala teeka laga dain

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Doctor: Ap k kitnay bachay hain

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Aurat: MASHALLAH mere 11

bachay hain.

Doctor: Phir to Taala he lagwa lain..

    Q: What is Differance between

Aadami & Aurat?

A: Aurat ek hi Aadami se Bahut

sari Ummeed karti hai.

Aur Aadami Bahut Saari Aurato

se ek he Ummeed karta hai..

Little bird in the sky,

Dropping potty in the eye,

u don’t worry,

u don’t cry,

u just thank god,

That Cow’s don’t fly.

     Pati: Sex ho jaye?

Wife:Nahi

Pati: Zewar la dunga

W:Nahi

Pati: Car launga

W:Nahi

Beta so raha tha..beech me bola: Papa meri gand mar lo par CYCLE la do...

   Ladki to Dr: Bachcha 2 din se doodh nhi pi raha

Dr ne Bra me hath daala aur kafi der taK bobbs ko masal ke bola

Doodh hi nai hai

Ladki:"Main to iski Mausi hoon"

       Wife: Please zara ye bra ka hook laga dijiye.

Hus: I will charge 4 kisses.

Wife: Rahne do, padosi Se free me lagva leti hu, wo haath daal kar Set bhi kar denge.