If your Boss says: Nothing is Impossible ask him to wear condom after sex!
What’s the difference between a new husband and a new dog? After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
Success is like masturbating, Only your own hand can let you achieve it!
Life without Friends is like Boobs Without Nipples. IT'S POINTLESS !
Education is like hiring a prostitute, It needs both your money and your hardwork ...!
The saddest part of a Man's body is his Balls. They are sentenced to Hang Till Death!
Judge to prostitute: So when did you realize you were raped?
Prostitute, wiping away tears: When the check bounced.
If you can’t convince them, confuse them.
The person who hates you, loves you the most..
Nafrat utni hi karo, ke kal Chahat bura na man jaye..
If someone asks for a dirty cloth to clean something, you are in India..
In India, it's okay to piss in public, but not kiss..
In India two things never leave you, your caste and your high school marks..
A country whose onions and tomatoes have more value than dollars..
In India, there are two types of roads: Under Construction and Under Repair..
What’s the difference between a new husband and a new dog? After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
Success is like masturbating, Only your own hand can let you achieve it!
Life without Friends is like Boobs Without Nipples. IT'S POINTLESS !
Education is like hiring a prostitute, It needs both your money and your hardwork ...!
The saddest part of a Man's body is his Balls. They are sentenced to Hang Till Death!
Judge to prostitute: So when did you realize you were raped?
Prostitute, wiping away tears: When the check bounced.
If you can’t convince them, confuse them.
The person who hates you, loves you the most..
Nafrat utni hi karo, ke kal Chahat bura na man jaye..
If someone asks for a dirty cloth to clean something, you are in India..
In India, it's okay to piss in public, but not kiss..
In India two things never leave you, your caste and your high school marks..
A country whose onions and tomatoes have more value than dollars..
In India, there are two types of roads: Under Construction and Under Repair..
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