Girlfriend Boyfriend Jokes

boy to girl: are you sure your name is not GOOGLE!
girl answered: No, of course not, WHY ?!!
boy: because you have everything that I am searching for

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Girls are gift of God and boys are the cover of that gift to keep it safe

I do not have the world but I have a girl that rock my world

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When a boy calls you ’’hot’’ disregard him.
You are a girl, not a temperature

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Boy to a careless girl: I Love u !
Girl: Ha Ha
Boy: I will die for u !!
Girl: Ha Ha ha
Boy: I will buy a diamond ring for u
Girl: Awww.. really!! Promise ????
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Boy: HaHa Hahahahahahhahahahahahahaha

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Sometimes girls pretend to not like you, when they do!
but the problem is that
Sometimes boys pretend to like you, when they don’t

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Every girl deserves a guy who makes her forget her heart was ever broken and every guy deserves a girl who appreciates his efforts.