1 My laziness is like 8, when I lie
down it becomes infinity 😀 :p
2 CGPA available for adoption… can’t
raise it myself.
3 Contributing to entropy since 1994.
4 One person’s LOL is another’s WTF!
6 I will be back before you pronunce
afjkhnfkualnfhukcakecnhkj.
7 Dream as if you’ll live
forever..Live as if tomorrow is last one.
8 Galileo:Great mind…Einstein:genius
mind…Newton:Extraordinary mind….Bill gates:brilliant mind…..ME:Never Mind.
9 People r like music some say the
truth and rest,just noise.
10 Just wanted to say, you are as
useless as “ueue” in a “queue”.
11 Sleep till you’re hungry….Eat till
you’re sleepy.
12 The only difference between a good
day and a bad day is your attitude.
13 lazy People Fact #5812672793
You were too lazy to read that number.
14 Why is Monday so far from Friday
and Friday so near to monday????
15 I like to take road less
travelled…..helps me to avoid traffic.
16 Wow now I’m a graduate…….Now
thermometer is not the only thing that has degrees without brains .
17 I can see you checking my whatsapp
status. B)
18 Your eyes water when you yawn
because you miss your bed and it makes you sad.True story.
19 I’am looking for a bank loan which
can perform two things..give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.
20 Second chances are for losers….either
we do it in first place or live it for others.
21 I wish I could loose weight as easy
as I lose my pens,keys,smartphone,my temper and even my mind.
22 fun is like life insurance.The
older you get..the more it cost’s.
22 I just saved a bunch of money on my
car insurance by selling my car.
23 My week is basically
…Monday–>Monday#2–>Monday#3–>Monday#4–>Friday–>Saturday–>pre-Monday
24 We buy things we don’t need with
money we don’t have to impress people we don’t like.
25 Tried to loose weight…….But it
keeps finding me.
26 If you try to pronounce “lmao” you
sound like a french cat.
27 formula for success…….under promise
and over deliver…….
28 SI unit of ignorance = “seen”
29 Life is too short. Don’t waste it
reading my watsapp status….
30 I wish I had google in my mind and
antivirus in my heart.
31 I just saved lot of money by lic
life insurance ……..By not having any.
32 Love marriage is like dancing in
front of snake and asking him to bite.
33 I thought I wanted a career, turns
out I just wanted paychecks.
34 Waiting for wi-fi network.
35 Jidhar apna CRUSH hai , udhar hich
sala RUSH hai and filhaal timepass k liye only CANDYCRUSH he…(hindi)
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