Girlfriend Boyfriend Naughty and Funny Jokes

1 girl ki death ke Baad
Uski friend
uske

boyfriend ke pass gayi or
boli, “Kya
main uski
jagah le skti hu……??”
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Superb Answer
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BoyFrnd- “Muje koi Aitraz
Nahi
QABRISTAN
Walo se puch lo

Ramu Ghar Ke Ander Gussa Aur
Thakur Sahab Se
Bola
Ramu: “ Thakur Saab Gabar Ne Bahu
Ki Ijjat Loot
Li ”
Thakur: “ To Main Kya Karun? ”
Ramu: “ Bahurani Puchh Rahi Hai
Gabbar Se Badla
Lena Hai Ya Payment? “…

Ladka Apni Girlfriend Ke Saath,
Kamre Ke Andhar,
Table Ke Upar,
Pankhe Ke Neeche,
De Tacatac… Tacatac…
De Tacatac… Tacatac…
Salo Tennis Khel Raha Tha, Jaruri
Nahi Har Jagha
S*x Hi Kare…

What do woman usually say after
S*x?
I Luv U?
Wrong!
That was great?
Wrong again!
I Luv it?
Aray Nahi Yaar….
Sahi Jawab Hai: Suno Meri BRA
PANTY Kaha Rakhi Hai………

Girlfriend to Boyfriend: I am
Pregnant!
Boyfrned: Are You Sure, Ye
Mera Bachcha Hai.
Girlfriend Rone Lagi Aur Boli:
Yaar Sab Aise Hi Kahenge to
Kaise Chalega...???